One Direction Management: HARRY YOU GAVE LOUIS A LOVEBITE. LOUIS GO TWEET SOMETHING LIKE YOU'RE MISSING YOUR BEARD 
One Direction Management: LIAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY YOU ARE STILL AWAKE 
One Direction Management: DON'T CALL NIALL IN YOUR ROOM 
One Direction Management: HORAN DON'T GO 
One Direction Management: LIAM YOU JUST CONFIRMED YOUR GAY RELASHIONSHIP WITH NIALL 
One Direction Management: NIALL DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE 
One Direction Management: ZAYN STOP FLIRTING WITH THE FANS 
One Direction Management: LOUIS AND HARRY JUST BE HETEROSEXUAL FOR ONCE 
One Direction: *gaying all around* 
One Direction Management: OK THAT'S IT YOU'RE GOING TO NICKELODEON.