Swallows mate for life.

That’s a love thing, no?

En cuanto a números, van a ser la banda de pibes más grande del mundo, eso se los aseguro. Yo no puedo creer todo lo que pasó en dos años y pico. Son unos grandes. Felicitaciones pibes, se lo merecen.

"Hello? Yeah, yeah just a quick one.. You know when you come in the hotel, yeah? Um just walk straight in don't get involved with the people outside coz there’s fans outside and you don't want to look like a fan so walk straight in… No, no listen, walk straight in, NO JUST LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING, listen to what i'm saying…There’s fans outside, yeah? And you don't want to look like a fan yeah so you just want to walk straight in, walk straight in get on the lift and if they ask you who you are you say your name’s Cristobell Riley… Yeah.. That’s your name… Okay? Alright… No you don’t go anywhere if they ask you who you are then you say that, don’t go anywhere just get straight in the lift and come up but listen, how far away are you? HOW? How far away are you? 20 minutes!? Oh well Harry, Harry's saying you have to be a bit quicker than that. Yeah 15, 15 minutes she’s good. Harry has to, Harry has, if Harry wants booty he has to wait did you just say? Alright, alright just be as quick as you can, yeah? Oh listen and you’re coming to the 17th floor. Alright, bye, xx."
— Zayn fuc*ing Malik over the phone with some random fan who was about to get laid with Harreh.
{Si antes te idolatraba por que te levantaste a una de las flacas más lindas del puto planeta, y aparte te rompo el ojete, después de escuchar esto, te hago un monumento en Bradford boludo. Sos un genio. Estas para ser amigo del Coco Silly, y dar las cátedras del macho inglés. yo no puedo creer lo POCO sutil que fuiste cuando le gritaste... JAJAJAJAJAJA, genio, campeón, crack, MALOTE.}

The host: Harry, I wanna admit to you right now and confess, that I do have… I’m a happily married father of three kids, but I do have a somewhat of a man crush on you. (x)

One Direction Management: HARRY YOU GAVE LOUIS A LOVEBITE. LOUIS GO TWEET SOMETHING LIKE YOU'RE MISSING YOUR BEARD 
One Direction Management: LIAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY YOU ARE STILL AWAKE 
One Direction Management: DON'T CALL NIALL IN YOUR ROOM 
One Direction Management: HORAN DON'T GO 
One Direction Management: LIAM YOU JUST CONFIRMED YOUR GAY RELASHIONSHIP WITH NIALL 
One Direction Management: NIALL DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE 
One Direction Management: ZAYN STOP FLIRTING WITH THE FANS 
One Direction Management: LOUIS AND HARRY JUST BE HETEROSEXUAL FOR ONCE 
One Direction: *gaying all around* 
One Direction Management: OK THAT'S IT YOU'RE GOING TO NICKELODEON.

(Lux pesa menos que mi perra y aún así es rock en todos los idiomas. 

Vos fijate... Y sí, con esos padres, 

COMO PARA NO SER PERFECTA.)