"Nena, eres DINAMITA"

"Nena, eres DINAMITA"

"Nena, eres DINAMITA"

"Nena, eres DINAMITA"

"Nena, eres D I N A M I T A"

‎- Your name?
- Call me Patch, i mean it. Call me.

Louis impersonating Niall:

"You know, sometimes he says things

that he doesn't really mean, and he comes

out with it.  It will be like:
Will you marry me? Oh shit, fuck, I didn't mean to ask her that, shit."

"Hello? Yeah, yeah just a quick one.. You know when you come in the hotel, yeah? Um just walk straight in don't get involved with the people outside coz there’s fans outside and you don't want to look like a fan so walk straight in… No, no listen, walk straight in, NO JUST LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING, listen to what i'm saying…There’s fans outside, yeah? And you don't want to look like a fan yeah so you just want to walk straight in, walk straight in get on the lift and if they ask you who you are you say your name’s Cristobell Riley… Yeah.. That’s your name… Okay? Alright… No you don’t go anywhere if they ask you who you are then you say that, don’t go anywhere just get straight in the lift and come up but listen, how far away are you? HOW? How far away are you? 20 minutes!? Oh well Harry, Harry's saying you have to be a bit quicker than that. Yeah 15, 15 minutes she’s good. Harry has to, Harry has, if Harry wants booty he has to wait did you just say? Alright, alright just be as quick as you can, yeah? Oh listen and you’re coming to the 17th floor. Alright, bye, xx."
— Zayn fuc*ing Malik over the phone with some random fan who was about to get laid with Harreh.
{Si antes te idolatraba por que te levantaste a una de las flacas más lindas del puto planeta, y aparte te rompo el ojete, después de escuchar esto, te hago un monumento en Bradford boludo. Sos un genio. Estas para ser amigo del Coco Silly, y dar las cátedras del macho inglés. yo no puedo creer lo POCO sutil que fuiste cuando le gritaste... JAJAJAJAJAJA, genio, campeón, crack, MALOTE.}

¡Brindo hasta la cirrosis, y la cura contra el sida!

(¡Y UN DOBLE SHOT DE AMOR DE TILA TEQUILA POR ESE RIÑÓN PERDIDO QUE REAPARECIÓ DESPUÉS DE 19 AÑOS!)

Les kb la banana por que ando bloggeando desde la eskúl, y me acabo de enterar que Javi EME tiene novia. Me voy a tener que conformar con el compañero de Flor ;S JAJAJAJA, ahi se ven.

"This one's for ma mama"

...

"This one's for ma mama"

Sos lo mejor JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJAJAJ

The host: Harry, I wanna admit to you right now and confess, that I do have… I’m a happily married father of three kids, but I do have a somewhat of a man crush on you. (x)

"¡Ivan! Te amo, ivan. ¡TE AMO! Stay strong, me tatué esto por vos, Ivan. Para llevarte siempre en mi piel. Te amo ivan, mirá lo que hice por vos, soy tán patética. Roger Waters, te amo, ídolo! 1D, hay me gusta 1D!"

PENDEJA PUTA.

One Direction Management: HARRY YOU GAVE LOUIS A LOVEBITE. LOUIS GO TWEET SOMETHING LIKE YOU'RE MISSING YOUR BEARD 
One Direction Management: LIAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY YOU ARE STILL AWAKE 
One Direction Management: DON'T CALL NIALL IN YOUR ROOM 
One Direction Management: HORAN DON'T GO 
One Direction Management: LIAM YOU JUST CONFIRMED YOUR GAY RELASHIONSHIP WITH NIALL 
One Direction Management: NIALL DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE 
One Direction Management: ZAYN STOP FLIRTING WITH THE FANS 
One Direction Management: LOUIS AND HARRY JUST BE HETEROSEXUAL FOR ONCE 
One Direction: *gaying all around* 
One Direction Management: OK THAT'S IT YOU'RE GOING TO NICKELODEON.

One Direction talk Larry Stylinson techniques & Liam Payne's endurance -...

Sugarscape: Now Harry and Louis, I know you guys have a special relationship. You guys must get quite competitive. Who usually is in front when you play, and who's behind?

Louis: I think we kind of share that...

Harry: Sometimes I'll take the front...or if he's tired I'll go behind and push him along.

Sugarscape: How about the rest of you?

Liam: Daisy Hills. I've got the fastest time too. 2 Minutes, dead, bam!

Louis: He's not an endurance man. Two minutes and it's all over!

D e f o r m e !

Entender esto me hace querer vivir en Narnia loco

Here's some advice . . STAY ALIVE.

- Haymitch

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, cuanta verdad .. JAJAJAJAJAJ